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5 July
An inspiringly melodramatic little number, who likes socialising with the few friends who can actually put up with her for any length of time.
Usually to be found getting (not very) quietly pickled in a corner, especially at folk festivals, often much to the unspoken chagrin of the rest of the team. Former dancer, has many good intentions but few actualities.
Would like to be well thought of, but as suffers from severe paranoia and low self-esteem this makes things difficult.
Likes writing things, but this habit has recently fallen away to be replaced with drinking far too much.
Attempts to change have often been met with failure, but there is perseverance towards this goal.